Monday, May 22, 2006.

Annyong Hasaeyo!

I'm not constipated anymore! YES YES YES. Toilet trips are good when you do not suffer from constipation.

Wang Ah Yi I hope yours is over too? (:

ANYWAY.

Veeteeya I'm so tempted to put three words down here but I know I'd get hammered and whacked and punched tomorrow. Therefore, I shan't.

Firstly, let's talk about the boring boring weekend.

On Friday I went to JP to get some things I needed, then came home, prepared Partner's present, watched Wonderful Life, and managed to complete my zuo wen.

On Saturday I crawled awake at the unearthly hour of 6.15am to prepare to go to school to go to NUS for the Pre-U Seminar briefing.

And I saw Noel Ng Jia Wei who insisted I abandon his chinese name because he's known as Noel for the last 4 years. Bleh I don't care.

And after I got home from NUS I did my two CLSPERMS-ICNG grids for GP Content Module and fell asleep one-quarter through and ended up sleeping for 1.5 hours, before waking up and feeling guilty and completing them. I feel sad for myself.

But after that I was happy cause there was good food! My grandma treated us to a restaurant dinner which amounted to a good few hundred dollars for close to 20 people. Let me tell you the CHILLI CRAB was ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The pincers broke on their own accord and there the meat was, lying in the huge plate of chilli-ish gravy, looking super, super, super DELECTABLE.

And delectable it was.

So, so, so GOOD.

I LOVE CHILLI CRAB (:

Right then on Sunday after church my mum brought me to buy court shoes :/ and a white blouse needed for formal attire during Pre-U Sem. And I saw Mark Chay who seems tall on TV but actually isn't in real life. And his girlfriend was well... I shall keep my comments to myself.

Yes and when I came home I did my Education Portfolio Task.

After that, I was half on the computer and half watching Singapore Idol and laughing like mad with the contestants who REALLY REALLY overmine their singing abilities. And being the lazy me I had to be kept updated by Bo Wei who kept HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ing in the conversation window.

You know that Careless Whisper guy. Seriously, what's he doing there?

And that adamant Gungfu rapper.

Number 1:
He looks totally un-gungfu-ish. To at least accomplish the looks part, you got to at least try to have a plait or a bald head. That's like basic requirement one if you really really yearn to stand out. Although you did by making a complete fool out of yourself.

Number 2:
He CANNOT rap. PLEASE. Let me tell you who are good rappers. Eric, Andy, Yun Ho, Jay, Wilber, Alan Luo, Liu Jia Yue Tuan and people who can really really talk fast and be GOOD at talking fast. GOOD. Where are you on the scale from 1 - 10? I think I'd give you a 3 for the effort, and the thing you were trying to swirl around but in a very unprofessional way.

Singapore Idol Auditions are always very funny.

The best things to watch at any singing contest are the auditions.

PRONTO.

I look forward to SG Idol 2008's auditions! For me to catch a good and hearty laugh.

BYE.

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