Monday, March 26, 2007.

Someone barged into class today (rude rude rude) holding a threatening weapon. So scary. :/

I don't think someone knows manners and compassion because pointing a weapon directly at someone else's face isn't very nice. Neither is shouting and rendering un-needed and un-wanted noise pollution to the people around.

People won't respect you because you publicly humiliate someone else even though you are of a so-called higher authority. What he did wrong didn't deserve such public humiliation and noise pollution. Do not generate negative externalities unless you are prepared to internalize the costs, which I think are really huge.

And the fact that someone's also partially blind just aids to the impression of him in the minds of others to worsen, and worsen by a substantial lot.

When wet hair is tied it will cause damage to the hair! And it was apparent that someone was preparing and thinking of something smart and clever enough to enforce his authority. Sorry, I think you lost the war. Also, when no one's holding a handphone and one claims that someone is actually holding one, it's making unsubstantiated claims. It's a big no-no and very very bad reflection on your part, you know?

Accusing without evidence and claim is justifiable to someone who is blind, not to others. So please, think before you speak and knock before barging into places where you should not really be because it brings about the generation of more negative externalities. Disrupting classes, making people annoyed and wasting teaching time in class. It also worsens the negativity people have towards you, such is a fine example.





Enough of so-called rantings to express my more than so-called annoyance.

I was at NTUC with my family yesterday when my mum told me to go get a bag of potatoes.

So I was walking and in true fashion of mine, I sang to myself, "Potatoes where are you?"


"Over there, 2nd row from the back,"


I turned, and then this lady was pointing the position of the potatoes out to me.





Woo.

This is first time I heard and experienced someone who actually entertained my silly talks to myself and it was a question I directed to the presently non-living potatoes and not her but I guess she got the point about them not being able to answer my question and thus answered in their place.

Thank you auntie!

I was too surprised to answer her. I just turned back and "Oh...hahaha,"

I must have looked as lame as a lame lamb.





Alright not funny.

Sorry for my 23/100 marks humour.

Want to hear another one?

Even if you don't want to, I'm going to go ahead with it anyway. (:

My father has a friend who likes to message him stupid jokes on monday afternoons. So there was one day when he took my siblings and I out for lunch and he told me this joke when I was eating.

There were 3 men. One French, one German, and another American. They were walking together and accidentally knocked over a lamp, and out came a genie. So the genie said, "I can grant each of you one wish. See the pool there? Before you jump into it, shout out whatever you want and the pool will turn into whatever you wish for,"

Needless to say, the three men were very excited.

The French was the first to have a go at his wish.

So he ran towards the pool, and just before he jumped in, he shouted, "WINE!" and the entire pool was filled with wine and he was inside lapping away like an idiot drinking up all the wine he wanted (which will lead to a lot of negative externalities later but that's not the point) and soaking himself in his fantasy. After he was done, he swam out of the pool.

Witnessing for himself the success of the the French's wish, the German was very excited. He ran and before he jumped into the pool, he shouted, "BEER!" and the entire pool was filled with beer and he also, was inside drowning his esctacy in beer and he didn't know at that moment but he'd have a beer belly very soon after that but that still isn't the point. After he was done, he too swam out of the pool.

The American witnessed both the men and their successes with their wishes and he too was very ecstatic. So, like what they did, he ran to the pool, but just before he jumped in, a banana skin was in the way and he slipped and shouted,

"SHIT!"

















Needless to say, the genie granted his wish and he had a pool of manure for his own enjoyment. (:

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Sunday, March 11, 2007.

Hello Isabelle, this is for your own delight since looking at babies make you really happy and since you are really fascinated with them and since you just had a baby cousin!

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Friday, March 02, 2007.

Germaine!

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